Monday, July 03, 2006


Welcome to Evil Monkey's first ever video cast. You can also view it here.


At 6:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. Youtube seems to be blocked by most (including where I work) corperate firewalls. So, sadly, I can't view it :(

At 7:00 AM, Blogger neil williamson said...

I could watch it my work - and am in equal measure highly amused, freaked out and honoured to have authored Evil Monkey's first book pick of the week.


Thanks EM.

At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The featured book pick is the only non-silly part of the thing thus far. Still working out the kinks. I just hope people are slightly amused at this "rough draft" at least.



At 7:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The monkey is much happiness to me. Thank you for the bringing of monkey show. Parts of show I not can understanding. Monkey sound is nice.

At 7:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand parts of the show, either, Joseph. But it will get better in the fullness of time. LOL!


At 7:45 AM, Blogger marrije said...

Huh! Doesn't look evil to me! But it's already better than 'slightly amused', probably because I admit I'm made very happy (again!) by the thought of EM cutting off Michael Crichton's head. Probably not very mature of me. Sorry.

At 8:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He didn't look evil, but he sounded evil.


At 11:14 AM, Blogger Luís R. said...

He's a talented ventriloquist. Not once did I see his lips move.

At 2:12 PM, Blogger Joe said...

I'm glad you got there, mate - came across an Family Guy Evil Monkey at work but figured by the time you got him it would be too late and you'd either have gone to that 24 hour place for one or else Anne would have brained you for saying "I need to go get a monkey puppet" followed by "I can't go there for a monkey puppet".

Evil needs to read some more Classical mythology though - next time he decapitates Michael Crichton (an honourable pastime for any young simian)he should swiftly apply pitch to the stump. Usually works. Still beats the hell out of Oprah's book club.

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that clearly Evil Monkey is doing something wrong with these decapitations.

Of course, you have to understand--Evil Monkey decapitates himself from time to time, and then attaches a new, different monkey head to his body.


At 6:15 PM, Blogger skinnyblackcladdink said...

i'm nobody here. regular lurker at VanderWorld.

i do, however, have my own blog, on which, i hope neither you nor Evil Monkey mind, i've posted links to your video:

i will gladly pull the post if either you or Evil Monkey should so desire. or he can just decapitate me. i promise i won't grow my head back.

thanks for all the great fic. Ambergris and Veniss are frequent haunts of mine, though your books are almost impossible to come by where i'm from.

At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh--feel free. Monday Morning Monkey is a free show. Not yet in syndication. Although ABC is talking about replacing their morning show with it.


At 5:52 AM, Blogger Hal Duncan said...

I've come to believe that Michael Crichton, Anne Rice and Dan Brown are, in fact, only three heads of the supposedly mythical seven-headed Hydra. To truly eradicate the beast it may well be necessary to cut off all seven heads and seal the wounds with pitch. I will happily volunteer to assist Evil Monkey should he wish to embark on this Heraklean adventure to rid the world of this menace once and for all.

I'm not sure who the other four heads are though.

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Jayme Lynn Blaschke said...

Genius! I know it will be a religious experience for Mark Finn, Rick Klaw... come to think of it, the Austin bunch is probably your target demographic.

At 11:15 AM, Blogger Jim Steel said...

Jeffery Archer is another one, Hal.

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