WHY NOT TO STACK DEPENDENT CLAUSES

It appears, from this NYT article, that an accused cannibal has chosen one of his own to defend him:

Harald Ermel, the lawyer for Mr. Miewes, who is serving an eight-and-a-half year sentence for eating a man he met on the Internet, called the film a "slavish re-enactment" of the real-life events and said Mr. Miewes did not give permission to the producer to fictionalize the story.

Lessons:
DO NOT EAT MEN YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET!
DO NOT STACK YOUR DEPENDENT CLAUSES
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT MOVIE RIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE IN JAIL FOR EATING A MAN