WHY NOT TO STACK DEPENDENT CLAUSES
It appears, from this NYT article, that an accused cannibal has chosen one of his own to defend him:
Harald Ermel, the lawyer for Mr. Miewes, who is serving an eight-and-a-half year sentence for eating a man he met on the Internet, called the film a "slavish re-enactment" of the real-life events and said Mr. Miewes did not give permission to the producer to fictionalize the story.
DO NOT EAT MEN YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET!
DO NOT STACK YOUR DEPENDENT CLAUSES
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT MOVIE RIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE IN JAIL FOR EATING A MAN