AN OPEN LETTER TO STEPHEN COLBERT
Dear Stephen Colbert:
Thank you, Stephen Colbert.
I've always liked you, even when you were involved with Strangers with Candy. I always had respect.
But now...
I thought I had big balls. But not compared to you. You are my hero and Ape Gone Wild's hero...
I will name my first baby monkey after you. And fight bears until my dying day.
Love,
Evil Monkey
Exercise
Thursday
3-mile walk
20 minutes abs
Friday (no gym access)
200 push ups (sets of 20, wide stance, two-minute breaks between each set)
2 sets chest push (against wall)
5 sets lunges using own weight and chair
5 sets bicep curls (30 lb weight each arm)
5 sets triceps (30 lbs weight each arm)
Saturday
45 minutes cardio
Sunday
9-mile hike, morning
3-mile walk, evening
Monday
Normal gym routine, with following changes
only 9 sets at 700 lbs on incline leg press
70 lbs on leg curls instead of 65
6 sets biceps/triceps, not 4
no cardio after weightlifting--just five laps walking (felt nauseous)
1 Comments:
>even when you were involved with Strangers with Candy<
Whaddayermean, *even* when!
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