THE LATEST DARK CABALS
Just FYI--Here are a few links to the various Dark Cabals currently in existence. Some of them are scarier than others.
The Last Dark Cabal Weakens
"Selamat Jarin! We return, Dear Hearts, with more to discuss with you. Our Earth allies are a diverse coalition of groups and individuals from across the planet. The great amount of work needed to weld them into a formidable unit has indeed taken time."
There is a dark cabal around Blair.
If post-Hutton wounds are to heal, then John Scarlett must go
Update by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation
Greetings, dear Ones! We return with much to tell you. Your present reality continues to transform at a most amazing rate! Those forces on your world seeking to institute a new way are making progress toward their goal. Just beneath the surface of your known reality is another one waiting to be born. The battle between old and new grows frantic and consists of feverish maneuvering that in many respects resembles the final round of a chess tournament between two grand masters; the moves are subtle and filled with much import for what is to follow. Your last dark cabal is, as you would expect, strategizing to the hilt.
Dark Cabal of Neoconservatives Take Over Global Finance
This Should be Good
If I was prone to anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, this would be like Christmas:
Sure Sign of Evil
Note the characteristic red eyes of the three members of the Dark Cabal, a sure sign of Evil
New Grotto Masters have been approved worldwide
Our email contact has broadened, and we are reviewing active applications in order to welcome carefully selected individuals into the core of our dark cabal
Renewing Dark Cabal Membership
I think this is the only way to renew my membership in the dark cabal, now that I've lost my phonebook containing the home number of Poppy Z. Brite.
Dark Cabal Prepares for Battle
The year is 2032. Twenty years have passed since the Great Wars ended. Somewhere in the depths of the Pacific ocean, a dark cabal prepares for battle.
The DC Agenda
It is our responsibility to use this time productively, to receive what is being offered us as the alternative to the “dark cabal’s” agenda of greed, destruction and despair for all who oppose them.
Dark Masters of DC
Once the leaders were/are controlled, the Dark Masters could/can enslave the people, and rape and pillage the land with no opposition. From Babylon to Egypt to Rome - wherever this dark cabal raised its head - evil, death and destruction soon followed.
Meeting Minutes of the Dark Cabal
May 04 15:55:55 rboren Let the Dark Cabal come to order.
A Dark Cabal of Scientists
But the most sacred part of their tradition involved a secret — one that was discovered by a dark cabal of scientist-capitalists called The Eden Society.
"Dark Cabal Puppets"
Wasn't that the Jim Henson / Frank Oz fantasy movie w/ all the muppets from the early 80s ?
The Latest Dark Cabal
Vote for stories, not for friends
(Evil Monkey: "What the fuck? "Vote for stories, not for friends? *That's* a dark cabal?" Jeff: "Friends don't let friends vote for stories drunk." Evil Monkey: "Stories don't let friends vote for stories." Jeff: "Friends don't vote for stories about let." Evil Monkey: "That makes no fucking sense at all, Jeff." Jeff: "Friends don't let cabalists vote for blog entries?" Evil Monkey: "Dark cabalists don't let friends vote for stories?" Jeff: "Cabalist monks who are friends don't vote for stories?" Evil Monkey: "Friends who are Dark Cabalists don't vote for stories about friends?" Jeff: "Votes for friends who write stories should not be let." Evil Monkey: "Votes for monkeys who have friends who write stories should not be let." Jeff: "Monkeys who are high on banana fumes shouldn't make up stories about friends who vote for stories." Evil Monkey: "Writers who want to have friends shouldn't make up stories about dark cabalists who vote for stories." Jeff: "Well, okay. That makes a lot of sense.")
"Friends don't let friends vote for stories drunk."
Is there any other way to vote?
Do we need dark cabals any more? Do they have anything left to say to us?
Apparently, they have a heck of a lot to say to us. Cause the blog keeps adding posts...
Do we need stories about squid anymore? Do they have anything left to say to us?
I like squid. They are chewy, even when fried. Squid so so many things in cuisine, how can you silence them?
I definitely did this same google search. It was illuminating.
Actually, the squid are saying...humans: you're fucked. our biomass will outweight yours soon.
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