HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING CAT INSTALLATION ART
So I noticed one of our cats, Shoshona the Speckle-Bellied Monkey Cat, coughing and wheezing earlier. It didn't sound like the normal kind of hairball. I had also noticed yesterday that Shoshona had been mysteriously drawn to a particular corner of the living room, Blair Witch-style.
Mystery solved. I heard her hacking up, went over and discovered she'd thoughtfully placed a rather moist art installation near the couch.
Oh, I thought, just another hairball. Odd. Right in the middle of the pool...that looks like a green-covered head. Wait. That is a head.
Somehow, Shosh had managed to hack up the remains of an eaten lizard in such a way that the severed head and neck landed right-way up like some kind of horrible bust, with the disembodied tail curled artfully around the foundation. All coated in a substance a bit like yellow curry. It was all a bit like a miniature Hannibal Lecter-created tableau
Thank you Shosh for grossing me out. Thank you SO much.
Jeff
Evil Monkey: Eh. I've done worse.
19 Comments:
Thank you for not posting a picture of this... :)
Oh hell no, I want photographic evidence.
It's New Weird!
Please show a picture
Gee, I wouldn't have believed that you have a cat that's weirder than you...
I second Kameron's thanks for not posting visuals. Blech!
Well, that's a far better story than mine. I merely stepped into a pile of my cat's vomit this morning on my way to the shower.
::: shudder ::::
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