STORIES OF MINE FROM THIS YEAR, ELIGIBLE FOR AWARDS
It's the time of year when I like to remind people of the VanderGoodness that's out there waiting to be given lots and lots of awards. So, here goes:
"Flapjack and the Magic Poo," Sensate Review
"Mary Mary You're Too Hairy," FantasySmudge
"Goddamn You, Sir, For Living!", Mandible Quarterly
"Fleem the Sorceror of Eubony," Carlos's Web Site
"The Pogs of Sparrow Long," Gas Giant
"Why Do the Rats Cry Tears of Crystal Mirth?", Dumbass Magazine
So, I expect to see at least ONE of these on the Locus recommended list. Ya hear me?!?!
Evil Monkey: Hey, I wrote all of those stories.
Jeff: Indeed you did.
Evil Monkey: You're not even trying to hide your plagiarism anymore.
Jeff: Indeed I am not.
Evil Monkey: You are an evil, evil monkey.
Jeff: And you need to start thinking about your presidential campaign.
Evil Monkey: I have a slogan.
Jeff: Lay it on me!
Evil Monkey: "A Vote for Evil Monkey is a Vote for Bananas, Socialism, and Beer"
Evil Monkey: I'll work on it some more.