Tuesday, September 13, 2005

EVIL MONKEY SAYS

People are f---ing retarded.

- Evil Monkey

12 Comments:

At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Daylon said...

We cannot say that the film director, Luc Jacquet, push conservative people into this...

Ahahah I think that this article will make me laugh for weeks... Oh, what's the f**ck is wrong with this people ?


Uh, and, speaking about (extremists) Christians... Would we see some Intelligent Design Inquisition, tommorow ? ahah


Thanks fort his surrealist regression exemple. Gosh.

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger Joe Gordon said...

If only they spent as much time reading books from Penguin then perhaps they would be less foolish.

Besides, as Opus the Penguin once related in Bloom County, when he was a chick in teh Flaklands an a Harrier jet flew over 50, 000 penguins would look to the left. If would fly back and 50, 000 penguins would look to the right. It would fly straight overhead and 50, 000 penguins would look upwards and fall on their arses.

And the motto of this heartwarming penguin tale is that if 50,000 folk do something dumb it is still dumb.

Besides, I know for a fact that most penguins are members of the British Liberal party.

 
At 10:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


As for global warming, Mr. Roberts said only, "I wish the film had more of that."


WTF does that even mean? "Yeah it was a good film all and all, but we need more Global Warming in it."

Feh.

 
At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

C-ns-ring c-rs- w-rds -s fucking r-t-rd-d.

Aside from that, I agree with your assessment.

 
At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, then, fuck off anonymous.

Jeff

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Paul Jessup said...

I think it's funny you censored "fuck" and not "retarded".

But then again, I also think fart machines and people falling down stairs are funny as well.

 
At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I restore "fucking" rather than "f---ing" will people focus on the issue itself? LOL.

Hey--my family reads this blog. Every once in awhile, I restrain myself a bit out of reflex.

JeffV

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What issue? The fact that conservitives will use any hairbrained scheme to push their agenda, and usually suffer from mad delusions where anything will purport their beliefs?

We already knew that.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Purport their beliefs.
Conservitives.

*And* anonymous. Congratulations!

Evil Monkey

 
At 5:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

or surport rather. YAY! Drinking and posting is good.

 
At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Evil Monkey likes you. Who are you?

EM

 
At 1:56 AM, Anonymous John C said...

Can we hear how the god-botherers explain gay penguins?

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2002/03/08/gay_penguins/

 

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