THE MONDAY MORNING MONKEY SHOW
Welcome to Evil Monkey's first ever video cast. You can also view it here.
posted by JeffV @ 6:20 AM
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Monday, July 03, 2006
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16 Comments:
Hmm. Youtube seems to be blocked by most (including where I work) corperate firewalls. So, sadly, I can't view it :(
I could watch it my work - and am in equal measure highly amused, freaked out and honoured to have authored Evil Monkey's first book pick of the week.
Sweet!
Thanks EM.
The featured book pick is the only non-silly part of the thing thus far. Still working out the kinks. I just hope people are slightly amused at this "rough draft" at least.
And GO BUY NEIL'S BOOK!
JeffV
The monkey is much happiness to me. Thank you for the bringing of monkey show. Parts of show I not can understanding. Monkey sound is nice.
I don't understand parts of the show, either, Joseph. But it will get better in the fullness of time. LOL!
JeffV
Huh! Doesn't look evil to me! But it's already better than 'slightly amused', probably because I admit I'm made very happy (again!) by the thought of EM cutting off Michael Crichton's head. Probably not very mature of me. Sorry.
He didn't look evil, but he sounded evil.
Brendan
He's a talented ventriloquist. Not once did I see his lips move.
I'm glad you got there, mate - came across an Family Guy Evil Monkey at work but figured by the time you got him it would be too late and you'd either have gone to that 24 hour place for one or else Anne would have brained you for saying "I need to go get a monkey puppet" followed by "I can't go there for a monkey puppet".
Evil needs to read some more Classical mythology though - next time he decapitates Michael Crichton (an honourable pastime for any young simian)he should swiftly apply pitch to the stump. Usually works. Still beats the hell out of Oprah's book club.
I agree that clearly Evil Monkey is doing something wrong with these decapitations.
Of course, you have to understand--Evil Monkey decapitates himself from time to time, and then attaches a new, different monkey head to his body.
jeffV
i'm nobody here. regular lurker at VanderWorld.
i do, however, have my own blog, on which, i hope neither you nor Evil Monkey mind, i've posted links to your video:
http://skinnyblogcladdink2-0.blogspot.com
i will gladly pull the post if either you or Evil Monkey should so desire. or he can just decapitate me. i promise i won't grow my head back.
thanks for all the great fic. Ambergris and Veniss are frequent haunts of mine, though your books are almost impossible to come by where i'm from.
Oh--feel free. Monday Morning Monkey is a free show. Not yet in syndication. Although ABC is talking about replacing their morning show with it.
JeffV
I've come to believe that Michael Crichton, Anne Rice and Dan Brown are, in fact, only three heads of the supposedly mythical seven-headed Hydra. To truly eradicate the beast it may well be necessary to cut off all seven heads and seal the wounds with pitch. I will happily volunteer to assist Evil Monkey should he wish to embark on this Heraklean adventure to rid the world of this menace once and for all.
I'm not sure who the other four heads are though.
Genius! I know it will be a religious experience for Mark Finn, Rick Klaw... come to think of it, the Austin bunch is probably your target demographic.
Jeffery Archer is another one, Hal.
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